1. You can GET chocolate.
2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never to young or to old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good.
Top 10 Scientific Reasons why Chocolate is the World’s Most Perfect Food
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4 REASONS WHY... CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN AIR
1. If you don't get any chocolate in the next 3 minutes, you'll still be alive.
2. Chocolate won't mess up your hair do.
3. Chocolate won't lift your skirt up either.
4. It's perfectly OK to be full of hot chocolate.
5 REASONS WHY... CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A PACKAGE HOLIDAY
1. You can afford chocolate.
2. You don't need a reservation.
3. No packing.
4. No sunburn.
5. You shouldn't lose your traveller's cheques while eating chocolate.
One of the life's mysteries is how a one-kilo box of chocolates can make a woman gain three kilos.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but this can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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