50 Reasons Why EMINEM Is Bad For Music


  1. Bigotry

    Eminem is famous for rampant anti-Semitism. His recent hit Without Me complains "...well the FCZ won't let me be," apparently referring to the Founder's Conspiracy of Zionists, a supposed secret jewish mind-control plot often mentioned in Neo-Nazi literature. Why doesn't somebody take him to task on this?


  2. The numbers don't lie

    Eminem is rap's most popular artist; but a 1998 University of Chicago study proved rap is the least enjoyable form of popular music, scoring an 8.6 on the Henderson Audiological Enjoyment Scale. By comparison, the study found 60's rock scored a 14.2, Classical music scored a 16.9, and the study demonstrated a solid 22.4 for ska.

  3. Why isn't this man in jail?

    Eminem confesses to several murders in his lyrics (see Bonnie and Clyde '97) and after more than five years of an intensive homicide investigation, police still have no evidence that Eminem did not participate in the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur.

  4. He's a fraud

    Listen closely to the beautiful chorus of the song Stan. Do you hear it? That's not Eminem's voice. Why don't you give credit to whoever really did the singing, Mr. Eminem? I guess Eminem is too young to have heard of Milli Vanilli.

  5. Sexism

    Women are nothing but mindless receptacles for sex in Eminem's world, as evidenced by his current hit Hot in Here where he issues these commands: "It's getting hot in here... so take off all your clothes." In the chorus a female voice responds in submission, "I'm gonna take my clothes off." A terrifying look into a misogynist fantasy.

  6. Read between the lines

    Some of the lyrics in another recent hit, Closet, could be interpreted as being insulting to his mother (his mother being Michigan Senator Wilma Shady).

  7. Get the man a therapist

    Eminem brags in his lyrics that he has named his genitalia "Haley" and refers to it constantly in his latest songs.

    And we pay to listen?

  8. Get the man a therapist part 2...

    The "Haley" references include this bizarre and deeply disturbing threat toward his mother:

    "Ma.... Haley's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful

    But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral!

  9. Get the man a therapist, part 3...

    Did you notice that the famously homophobic Eminem refers to his penis as "she?" Why can't we get help for this man?

  10. Worse than stealing

    Enormous sales of Eminem albums in recent years have detracted from those of far superior artists, such as Elvis Costello and Indigo Girls. Why haven't they filed a lawsuit?

  11. Read between the lines, part 2

    If you listen closely to Without Me Eminem threatens musician Moby that "You could get your ass kicked." At best this is a reference to vindictive animal cruelty, at worst it's a curse word and should not be allowed in music. If you interpret it as the latter, replace the "a" above with an asterisk.

  12. Bigotry, part 2

    In Without Me Eminem also refers to something "...even worse then the little Limp Bizkit bastards." I've spoken to several of my colleagues who say "Limp Bizkit" is rap slang for Jews. Eminem is obviously referring to Jewish children who are abandoned by their fathers before marriage. If Mr. Eminem could see through his hate long enough to do some research, he'd find that illegitimacy rates are remarkably low among the Jewish population.

  13. Why isn't he in jail? Part 2

    Eminem's song from a few years ago, Cop Killer, encouraged violence against police and is considered one of the ugliest pieces of music ever written.

  14. Did I mention he should be in jail?

    In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I got skeletons in my closet." It is widely thought by me that this is the skeleton of Tupac Shakur. Have the police not heard this? Wouldn't this song be grounds for a search warrant?

  15. A life wasted

    Why did Eminem feel the need to spread hatred to the world when he made a good living in the early 90's working as a male model?*

    *In the 1991 Sears Christmas Catalog, page 206, the hands holding the Nintendo Gameboy belong to a young Eminem.

  16. Original? Hardly

    The song The Real Slim Shady is a cover of the Roy Orbison song of the same name, released in 1976.
























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    22 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    Reasons this blog is a load of shit!

    1. Idioticy.

    In his song without me he actually says "So the FCC won't let me be" referring to the Federal Censorship Commission.

    2. Everyone likes different music.

    Different people like different music and for those who enjoy rap Eminem is one of rap's most popular artist.

    3. Why should he be in jail?

    His song Bonnie and Clyde '97 reffers to his partner kim who is in fact alive! The police also have no evidence that Eminem did commit the crime!

    4. He's not a fraud.

    The chorus of Stan is actually sung by Dido, who had credits for the song!

    5. Not his song.

    Hot in here is a song by Nelly not Eminem!

    6. What have the lines got to do with it?

    His lyrics are what he chooses to write. Many songs insult people why should his be different? Also his mother is NOT Michigan Senator Wilma Shady!

    7. Get yourself a thearpist.

    Hailey is acctually his daughter!

    8. Get yourself a thearpist Part 2.

    The lyrics are actually refering to his mother not seeing his daughter, not a part of his body!

    Ma.... Haley's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful

    But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral!

    9. Get yourself a thearpist Part 3.

    Is not his penis, it's his daughter!!!

    10. Sucess.

    Why is the fact that someone is successful bad???

    11. What have the lines got to do with it? Part 2.

    As I said earlier many songs insult people why should his be different?

    12. Idioticy Part 2.

    "even worse then the little Limp Bizkit bastards."

    The Limp Bizkit that Eminem is referring to is a band!

    13. Why should he be in jail? Part 2.

    Why should someone be in jail for writing a piece of music that you consider ugly?

    14.Why should he be in jail? Part 3.

    'It is widely thought by me'. Why would police get a search warrent beacause idiots like you misinterperate lyrics?

    15. It's not acctually wasted.

    He is a successful rapper!

    16. Original.

    Many artists cover other songs this does not mean the are not original!

    Anonymous said...

    haha suck on a fat cock you fucking chode, its people like YOU who run their FUCKING mouths all day long for this liberal fucking country

    eat me

    Anonymous said...

    you got trolled pretty hard anon1

    this list is beautiful

    Anonymous said...

    Hailey's his daughter, actually.

    nice research prick.

    his songs are beautiful and real, and if you can't see that, i think you need to repeat english in school. Honestly, there is so many deep meanings in these songs its amazing. He's an inspiration.

    Anonymous said...

    You guys are fucking idiots.. apart from anon 3.

    Anonymous said...

    who ever made this blog is a dumb hater and needs to get a life because while your heRE making this he is off becoming the best rapper of the 21 century!!!!.....and one its HAILE!!!GET IT RIGHT AND ITS HIS DAUGHTER!!!!and im a woman!!and all the legal stuff is in the past and whatever he continues to do is his choice.rapping may be the most unENjoyable form of music but yet he still kicks ass doing it....and about the song if he gets full concent for using the song then whats wrong with that?and alot of rapper use choruses from other songs anyways!and he doesnt need therapy....how ever he chooses to express himself...whether it be through songs then let it be!ugh it stupid people like you who ruin this coutry!!!haha i just proved you stupid in all your reasons......make a website about me im_ALYSSANDRA ESQUIVEL!IM AN EMINEM FAN!!!!!WHO EVER AGREES PLEASE COMMENT

    yourmum said...

    Stop hating on the best white rapper. If he's so 'bad'... the police or someone besides an obese, lonely child molester would've made a connection.
    If you know this much of this information; then you've defiantly spent most of your time connecting up the wrong dots. Learn the right facts. Thanks.

    therepoman said...

    eminem never killed anyone he just raps about it who ever made this was ether dropped on there head or made this blog to troll seriously if he committed any of these crimes he wouldn't be rapping about them. some people make me want to kill my self this is retarded

    Anonymous said...

    THE NAME OF THE SONG IS CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET. almost 99% of this is crap lies .ex "she" is his daughter hailey tou jack***

    Anonymous said...

    and his real name is slim shady dumbass, its marshal bruce mathers III so michigan senator wilma shady is not his mother, it is kim mather who he mentions in a lot of songs. his name EMINEM come from his initials (M and M (marshal mathers))
    ur a fucking idiot

    Anonymous said...

    1. Ass is not a curse word
    2. I feel sorry for you enough not to go fucking crazy saying everything about you that I hate with a burning passion for being stupid enough to type this do research and post it all siked to get support from other cunts (excuse the language this is the only time this would make sense) like you. WOW!

    Anonymous said...

    HAHA WOW THEY ARE SO PATHETIC!!! They nicked this article this is a rip off from an article from cracked.com

    Shell-Australia said...

    OMG who is this person?? not quite understanding the lyrics hey mate!!! Cant believe this rubbish. Oh, and Hailie is his daughter lol. Some people just have no bloody idea. lol

    brittney said...

    lol almost everyone got their facts wrong in the previous comments. her name is hailie, not hayley or haile. his name is marshall bruce mathers, (two l's).. comment number one was my favorite & the most accurate. reading the actual post was just irritating on how unbelievably stupid someone could be.

    Anonymous said...

    Holy Cow i am in Shock by all the ridiculous things the person who wrote this blog has stated... Talk about stupidity

    Anonymous said...

    That blog made me want to kill myself cause I cant believe anybody can post something this stupid

    Anonymous said...

    .... i just don't even know what ur talking about... look up some real facts then write a blog and bs a bunch of shit... go on rap genius or something and look up his lyrics, u might learn something about his life.

    Unknown said...

    I don't even see how people enjoy his music. His voice is not the best. Singing about murder? Oh yeah, that is so beautiful. Treating women like trash? What a faggot. She cheated on him first? He is going after the wrong women for the wrong reasons. Almost all of his songs are explicit, and I don't see why anyone would enjoy listening to them. It is sad what society has come to.

    Anonymous said...

    Everyone who pisted a comment slamming this guy for inaccuracies is truly naive and stupid, I figured out this was a joke by reason number 3, and actually found it to be quite hilarious.

    Gaheen said...

    1. Do you have a daughter, well, she is your penis, if not, HAILIE is Eminem's daughter
    2. Have you ever got bullied? if YES, then you do want to kill him right, If you want to KILL him, let me know you that a legendary musician called CHESTER BENNINGTON died. So, if you want to kill the guy who bullied you, then I MUST CONFESS YOU KILLED CHESTER BENNINGTON. If you call me a liar, then let me know you, Em confessed he killed his wife, who cheated on him, and his wife is not dead in real.
    3. Get yourself to a MENTAL HOSPITAL
    4. Take my codename, IONKILLER, If you take my codename, your mother's name is IONKILLER, because, Eminem's real name is Marshall Mathers, and his mother is Debby Mathers.
    5. Your family is your body part, (according to your logic)

    Gaheen said...

    1. Do you have a daughter, well, she is your penis, if not, HAILIE is Eminem's daughter
    2. Have you ever got bullied? if YES, then you do want to kill him right, If you want to KILL him, let me know you that a legendary musician called CHESTER BENNINGTON died. So, if you want to kill the guy who bullied you, then I MUST CONFESS YOU KILLED CHESTER BENNINGTON. If you call me a liar, then let me know you, Em confessed he killed his wife, who cheated on him, and his wife is not dead in real.
    3. Get yourself to a MENTAL HOSPITAL
    4. Take my codename, IONKILLER, If you take my codename, your mother's name is IONKILLER, because, Eminem's real name is Marshall Mathers, and his mother is Debby Mathers.
    5. Your family is your body part, (according to your logic)

    Gaheen said...

    The band you hate is a curse to animal(according to your logic)