Top 10 Reasons It's Great To Be A Gay Man

Top Ten Reasons It's Great To Be A Gay Man:

1. All the sex you want, any time you want, any way you want, any venereal disease you want.

2. On Saturday nights, you can go to a bar and get raging drunk, dance naked on the pool table, and go home with a freak—but, no one gives you shit about it at Sunday brunch because they've probably done the same at least once.

3. When you comment on fashion or interior design, people actually pay attention.

4. If you're wearing something that makes you look bad, put on any weight, or get a bad haircut, dozens of people will let you know without your even having to ask.

5. Never having to worry about being targeted as a possible consumer of minivans.

6. Knowing that if you ever fall to the level where you have to appear in a porno flick to pay your rent, your friends will actually respect you more to your face but will brand you as whore.

7. It's easy to bum cigarettes from your friends. Or lithium. Or crystal.

8. You don't always have to hold your beer with more than two fingers.

9. You can debate the pros and cons of studded condoms from both sides.

10. Life is just a notch more fabulous. And shinier.

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